brandisbigbootybitches:

im gonna make a movie that’s titled “WILL SOMETHING SCARY HAPPEN?” and it will feature an hour and a half of someone walking around their house in the dark doing various things that COULD be the prelude to something scary but nothing actually scary will happen until after the credits when spooky scary skeletons will play

leftforbed:

leftforbed:

mcsnuggie:

true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn

why would the movie eat my popcorn

nevermind i get it

psilentasincjelli:

If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet

• I don't like to be touched: that includes hugging and tapping me on the shoulder
• I spend all day in my bed when I am home: I'm too sad to do anything but lay there
• Many of my friends don't seem to care about me: wonder why I spend my weekends at home?
• Comments you make hurt: that includes the jokes
• I don't like to clean my room: the messiness is my organization
• You tell me I need to eat better: it feels like you're calling me fat
• You tell me I won't be able to have success: I think that's a given
• You have no confidence in me: I have none in me too
• You make me feel like shit: I already feel that way

sodamnrelatable:

I CAN’T MISS THE START

 

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sodamnrelatable:

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